I would like this please.
I’m lucky to say that I have this. Literately, we have done pretty much all of this.
he is my best friend.
This is sexist bullshit.
Tony makes me sandwiches and gives me back rubs while I watch football. I make him laugh by impersonating people he hates, and sometimes wear his favorite outfit: Nikes, jeans and a Mouthpiece shirt. So eat it, ridiculous list.
Knock it off, you stupid list.
“Have cute arguments.” Shut up. Cute arguments. A cute argument is debating with a kitten.
He surprises her by letting her play a video game? How about he just does the god damn dishes without it being his turn? That’s a great surprise. Or he makes the sandwiches or ANYTHING OTHER THAN THIS HORSESHIT LIST.