theworstthingsforsale: The pink “Tapout” onesie and hat set is perfect for the zero-to-three-month-old infant who likes to cage fight. Or maybe they don’t like to cage fight, but it’s good for their motor skills, like “tummy time.” Or maybe it’s not good for their motor skills, but don’t be a wuss, get in there and leg-lock that other baby. Let’s just file “Now get in there and leg-lock that other baby” under Things Corey Would Feasibly Tell Our Children.

theworstthingsforsale:

The pink “Tapout” onesie and hat set is perfect for the zero-to-three-month-old infant who likes to cage fight. Or maybe they don’t like to cage fight, but it’s good for their motor skills, like “tummy time.” Or maybe it’s not good for their motor skills, but don’t be a wuss, get in there and leg-lock that other baby.

Let’s just file “Now get in there and leg-lock that other baby” under Things Corey Would Feasibly Tell Our Children.

(via ohmymaryann)