Southside broad. Cupcakes. Wrestling. Funkateer. totally embarrassing since 1985.

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Sometimes, I wish we would run into each other in real life.

and right there, in public, I would make the biggest scene. I would make people stop and stare and possibly call the cops due to my level of anger. We’d make the news. That is how big of a scene I would make.

but really, I hope we never see each other again.

ever.

never in a million years.

if I never saw your face or heard your name again? i would not be brokenhearted.


The Dazzler

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE CAPE. MY GOD. IT WAS SO GOOD.

The Dazzler

HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE CAPE. MY GOD. IT WAS SO GOOD.

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buzzfeed:

Cartoon logic: come on now. 

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ewzzy:

Facebook confirms what we all knew.

ewzzy:

Facebook confirms what we all knew.

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bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

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juicyisnotcouture:

OMMMMMGGGGGG

juicyisnotcouture:

OMMMMMGGGGGG

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over-as-hell:

best one yet lmao

over-as-hell:

best one yet lmao

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